Well I Studied at Juilliard

I saw a newsflash last week revealing a new survey that indicates the “rich” are getting richer, and the “poor” are getting poorer. Yea, right. Next, I suppose some joker will be trying to get us to believe that smokers have a higher instance of lung cancer, married citizens who cheat on their spouse have higher divorce rates and folks who smoke dope every day are having difficulty getting a good job!

In this report, the communist-in-socalist-clothing and former Secretary of Labor for President Clinton, Robert Reich, noted that the top five stock fund managers last year made a billion dollars each and wondered how many teachers we could have employed with those earnings. Education is a major concern for Reich. In fact, though great personal sacrifice, he resisted the temptation to enter the private business world to actually participate in labor, and has spent his entire career in academia. And between writing “how to” business books, he has been helping our governmental institutions to ... well, to do that voo doo, that they do: govern!

Gee, now he tells us! According to Reich’s calculations, if only Bill Gates had slept in, then we could have had an extra $80 billion dollars to pay for more teachers. If Tiger Woods would just ease off a bit, then $200 million a year could be funneled into the control of “experts” who know best how to spend someone else’s moola.

In fact, all of you uncaring idiots who get up every morning and show up at your job should be ashamed. Go to a mirror right now and practice looking ashamed because YOU are depriving your indolent brothers and sisters what is rightfully their due. Your earnings would automatically go to the more deserving by default, if you weren’t so selfish.

Thank the good Lord that we have a man in the White House today who understands that our system has created such misery, not only here at home, but all throughout the world. Our President Obama knows all too well how badly we need to be lead out from the “valley greed created” and, to correct the mistakes of our foolish forefathers.

Thank God that President Obama knows that we need to destroy the evil capitalists so we can finally have “decent pay and good jobs, our jobs.” Give thanks above on this Sabbath that our President Obama understands that we need to atone for our indiscretions from when we butted in on European affairs back in 1941. Be thankful that our President Obama understands that we owe the rest of the world an apology for a system that has produced the misery of electric power, the confining constraints of self-propelled transportation and the decadent luxury of sit-down toilets.

But mainly today, give thanks that the little sawed-off, 4-foot, 10-inch Robert Reich, was able to look up to another champion of “education,” the 5-foot, 4-inch murdering Joseph Stalin. And that there are at least a few among us who understand that the problem with education in this country today has nothing to do with those who drop out of the system before the really smart ones begin their lectures.